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| Top 5 All Time Gentlemen, I Need Your Help! | | 1. Jennifer Garner | | 2. Natalie Portman | | 3. Katie Holmes | | 4. Jessica Alba | | 5. Jennifer Connelly | Don't agree? Go vote, comment or view other Top 5 lists.
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| To Be Filed Under "Why The Fuck Didn't I Think Of This" |
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| By anaxis @ 05:11 pm PDT on 7.23.2009 |
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The Helen Keller Simulator
After experiencing that, come back here and answer this question: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
uɐɯoʍ ɐ s,ǝɥs ǝsnɐɔǝq :ɐ
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| But Still No Comments :) |
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| By Ukneeq @ 08:27 pm PDT on 5.11.2009 |
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LOL...just thought I would rain on your parade. Nice to be able to post big pics now that no one can comment on :)
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| New Feature: Images Up To 800px Wide! |
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| By anaxis @ 10:34 am PDT on 5.11.2009 |
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You can now upload images up to 800px wide. Yay. Carry on.
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Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, And Tits: Good Bye George by anaxis.
SinCollector whined, "Clarification: Sin is neither liberal nor conservative being for gun rights, the death penalty, the war on drugs, abortion rights, and gay rights. A mixed bag wouldn't you say?
BUT if the government's system for distributing aid is flawed it should be fixed not dumped in the hands of churches. AND the Salvation Army has been pitching a fit about the possibility of antidiscrimination amendments to this bill. They are publicly voicing their desire to discrimate based on the tenets of their religion.
Flash: The Whole Kyoto thing is scapegoating at its worst. MOST of the EU hasn't signed the damn treaty but everybody is pinpointing America as the holdout. This is bullshit. "
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Dear Gipple,
Well it is that time of year again. Halloween is just a couple of days away. Here is my problem. My girlfriend and I are going to a party on Halloween. The other day she decided to show me her costume. Imagine my suprise when she came into the room wearing nothing but a pair of knee high boots. I asked her what the kind of costume that was, and she simply replied that she was going to the party as "puss-in-boots". Now I don't know what to do. I've got to think of a costume so crazy that it will take attention from men oogling my girlfriend all night. What do you recommend Gipple?
Signed,
Costumeless Carl in Carlsbad
Dear Carl,
First off, nothing you can will stop the men from looking. Chances are you are a pimple faced little turd who asked her to move in with you after the first date. So she is probably better off with one of those other guys any way.
Secondly, based on the fact that your woman walked into the room wearing nothing but boots and the only thing you could think of to do was ask her what kind of costume that was leads me to believe that you my friend are a closet case ass pirate. Maybe you should just hookup your slutty girlfriend with some guy nicknamed "banana-hands" at the party, and then go find some man meat of your own.
Now to your question. You need to think to yourself...WWGD. What would Gipple do. And let me tell you what Gipple would do. Listen close, you might learn something. Go to the store, and buy yourself a large bakers potato. Come home, and and drill a hole down the center of the potato. Now taked the cored out spud, and gently slide it over your "unit". Given the text of your question, I am guessing you should probably drill a pretty small hole. Now, when your woman sees that and asks what you are supposed to be, tell her you are going as a dictator. And never fear, is this makes your woman so angry that she does leave the party with old "banana-hands", atleast your costume should help you land that emotinaly charged stud bull you and I know you have always been looking.
As always,
Gipple
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I wonder what a page in his day planner looks like.
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